When Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video. All right. - Who the hell does Brian think he is?|- Maybe he thought we'd get in the way. That's Michael Eisner. All that searching,|that emptiness I felt back home, gone. - Oh, well, he hides it well. You're gonna love it at our house,|Jenna Jameson. I didn't see it. - Just every waking hour!|- Well, I got this movie. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie awarded an appearance, and the Griffin get a free trip to Los Angeles. |I'll take it from here, Julio. Jasper was right. What was that, 30 years ago? All he said was "black chick". That's not funny. Come on. - It's like stew, only with an "ie!" Hey! When Brian walks into the kitchen he has no tail, however when he picks up the cheese puffs, his tail has returned. |- Now you're a director, we embarrass you? Sorry. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Look at these crow's-feet. Stop applauding him. And Ghost Dad was the best movie|I've seen since Leonard Part 6. Oh, my God. It jumped right out in front of my car. - Oh, my. |- What? |- What? No, no, I'll wait. - This isn't bad. - I don't wanna. Did you hear about Jason?|Paramount bought his script. You're now my bitch. I was going to watch the movie,|but forget it. - Oh Peter!|- Good luck, buddy. If you've got|something to say, say it to my face. Jackasses. Stop it. Peter is beaten by the Los Angeles Police Department in a manner similar to Rodney King , although he … I know the series has gone downhill and I don't watch it currently but rewatching these early eps have been giving me lots of laughs and comfort in the midst of a terrifying pandemic. Ricardo, Brian. (" vibrant classical piece) You've come a long way|from hiding from the vacuum cleaner. Argh! If this is what makes you happy,|we support you. Guys, I just got invited to a party|at Sharon Tate's house! He follows up on a contact from a friend and ends up being offered a chance to direct, but when the studio turns out to be a porn production house, Brian must decide just how much he wants to work in movies. - Ask me what I want to be when I grow up. I thought the name of the show|was Kids Say the Darndest Things, not Old Black Comedians|Never Shut the Hell Up. If you have a child you'd like to exploit to get|a trip to LA, have them try out for our show. Listen to me. Sheesh. Brian doesn't want the family to know what he's really doing in Hollywood, and tries to cover it up. Here you can be creative. Wah! Yes, you like this, don't you? I can't get my foot in the door. - No, my segment's not over!|- Come on, you like to jump rope, don't ya? How well does it match the trope? Pretty good, huh? (all laugh) That's it. |He's not even using real words any more. Right on time. Yes, but I was talking about|stopping by the set to see me in action. I suppose I can understand why Stewie spit on him, Brian was a coke addict and acting like a complete ahole. Stewie. - Great. Massage the scalp. - Lois!|- Hey, buddy. Come on, Peter. Coo-coo! |- Yeah, he comes and goes. That's it. " Who are you working for?|The Libyans? - Great writers like Hemingway drank there. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Oh, I'm going down the mountain. |More to the point, how does one define "job" without branding oneself with useless|labels? |Maybe I'm wet. |- So you're gonna sit here and enjoy it. There we go. I have just modified 2 external links on Brian Does Hollywood. - … Congratulations. |- Tell him I'm not here. That's a funny name. Coast to coast? Great. Jeez, I haven't been to California|since I lived with my other family. |And that must be his son. But I think you need|to find yourself a new director. That's not even that bad. 30 and you pay for it in the morning. Well, I am smart and ambitious! - Are you sure?|- I just can't do this. Are you on a cell? English. - Know what might be a thrill for you guys?|- Ooh! Have a nice vacation, sir. Jasper's my cousin. 5.0 / 5.0 1 Stewie, let's get your sailor suit. Tell me everything. I've become my father. |- Our pleasure. Sunshine and farts. Previous Cartoon : Brian & Stewie Next Cartoon : Brian Goes Back to College Series Navigation Previous Cartoon : The Thin White Line Next Cartoon : Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Brian Does Hollywood adalah episode kedua dalam serial Family Guy musim ketiga. Argh! Argh! |- Ho-hum. I don't usually gush, so forgive me, but when|I was writing Coastguard Oh, I'm a writer. (" Muzak) Walter Murphy. I had an uncle named Stewie,|and he used to sell bicycles. It's OK. I think it's something I'd be excited|to be a part of, so call my (man bursts out laughing) Listen, I'm just jackin'you. You might notice that new-script smell. Lois, I told you. Narrator: Previously on Family Guy. The LAPD. Bobby! (woman, breathily) Yes yes yes Cut. |Open your mouth. The French? - Hey, you guys. Two days in|Hollywood and I sound like a contract player. We just have to face it. |- Does anyone else smell Astroglide? - (crowd gasps)|- Oh, jeez. (" musical intro) Now back to "Kids Say the Darndest Things". Oh, boy, did we have some good times. Wow. (siren) Oh, crap. Zack, I'm sorry. "Good luck with that. I wanna thank my incredible team, who've been with me from Shaving|Private Ryan to Welcome to my Face. We can get a free trip|to LA and see Brian. He won't be in LA for ever. - I've finally found my life's calling. Me and my buddy|Phil just found your script at Starbucks. (answerphone) This is a message|for Brian. God. - (phone rings)|- Jasper's residence. I'll bet Samuel L Jackson is here. Written by (laughing) Mr and Mrs Griffin, he's adorable. |Oops! He's been in LA|how long? Summary: The Griffin family learns Brian has gone to Hollywood. Jim Henson's Family Hub is the official social home to The Jim Henson Company's family entertainment and a virtual community celebrating, supporting and connecting all kinds of families. tunefind Hey, we cool, G?|Yuh? That was a wonderful trip, and|everyone has something to remember it by. Played 2,412 times. Here it comes, buddy. It's not the first time|you've disrupted a performance. |- Of course. Your mike isn't plugged in. Whoo! Brian. |Hey, this house looks kinda familiar. Great. On the set of Brian’s film, Stewie asks: “Does anyone else smell Astroglide?”, mentioning a lubricant commonly used in pornographic movies. This FAQ is empty. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I love candy. |- (laughter) - Hm. Argh! The Jacuzzi girl didn't show. Wraps itself up a little too quickly but still great. |- Yes, you do. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Brian_Does_Hollywood?oldid=139461. Family Guy - Season 3: Brian Does Hollywood - In the conclusion of a two-part storyline, Brian leaves Quahog for Hollywood in order to write films. - They bought Death Spares Not the Tiger?|- 100 grand. - Hello. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? My ears are popping|and there's no way to console me. Mm-mm. 0 of 0 people found this review helpful. I just don't laugh. Argh! That's what you want to hear. I wanna make this perfectly clear. Brian! - D'you like sex and the city?|- It's an OK show. |- Uh, thank you. Was this review helpful to you? |He just needs to find himself. I know you've been plotting|to foil my plans of world domination. OK, nice take, Jenna, but let's try|giving the lines a little subtext this time. "On the set"! You do because it's normal. (" song gets louder) Brian. 49:10. (gasps) Brian's gone to Los Angeles|to find himself. All right, Samuel, when you lay her down,|I want you to enter from Oh, my God! (18 Jul 2001). After recovering from his cocaine addiction, Brian decides it's time to move on with his life and packs up for California to pursue his dream of writing screenplays. Where's the set?|- Second door on your left. |- They're just jealous. Ooh, I'm goin' zip-zop, zooba-de-bop. Good evening, world. Uh uh I gotta go. What are the odds? Part two of two. "Lucky there's a family guy "Lucky there's a man who positively can do|all the things that make us "Laugh and cry "He's a family guy Don't throw out Brian's things. Huh?|I'm sorry. Oh, wow. - Brian, can we see you for dinner?|- Yeah, you're not too famous to see us? - What's your name?|- Brian. Comedy. He follows up on a contact from a friend and ends up being offered a chance to direct, but when the studio turns out to be a porn production house, Brian must decide just how much he wants to work in movies. |I'm sitting, I'm hearing. I'm hungry and possibly teething. That's just saying|what happens when you go skiing. I'm gonna sit here and enjoy it. Unbelievable. I like the continuity here from that. Oh! at the end. I was asked to star in a porno, but I couldn't|cos most of my body's less than 18 years old. Oh, you finished? See you at Disneyland. Seth MacFarlane in Family Guy (1999) People Seth MacFarlane. - Yeah, we're in LA. - So you guys aren't offended by this?|- I can't say I approve but we love you. I wasn't talking about the show. You are some piece of work, lady. After recovering from his cocaine addiction, Brian decides it's time to move on with his life and packs up for California to pursue his dream of writing screenplays. Is this any more degrading than|washing cars? |This is gonna cost me a fortune. So, ready to shoot your first scene? Brian and Stewie usually have a great relationship in FG and their episodes are always the standouts of the series. - You're not even on TV right now, are you?|- In my mind. And don't you look at me! The family decides to visit Brian for support in his new career; however, when it turns out Brian is directing pornography, he attempts to keep it a secret from the family. Oh, God! |- Argh! Watching the scenes with Bill Cosby is a little strange because he's such a monster obviously but it's still funny. (applause) - Good news. Give that back. Brian on the red carpet Brian Does Hollywood Part 2 of 2 Season: 3 Episode: 2 Total Episode Count: 30 Prod. |He's a producer. All 1 songs featured in Family Guy season 3 episode 2: Brian Does Hollywood, with scene descriptions. Or you could make yourself useful|and wipe my button - circular motion. Hey, thanks a lot, you guys. - No!|- Yes. Oh, man, when that fat broad grabbed|that kid's crank through the hole. |- Not now, Lois. Also, Chris asks if Samuel L. Jackson is in the film, since “he’s in everything,” a nod to Jackson’s reputation as the “hardest working man in Hollywood… (inhales deeply) Keanu Reeves. - Brian, could we really?|- You do know somebody in the business. Tell your father|not to start the car. I think he's seven. - Who the hell is Jasper? Jean-Marc Rocher . |He's in everything. |- How wonderful. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. Brian Does Hollywood/Transcript From Family Guy Wiki, your fan-created Family Guy resource. I'm in the business too, you know. Directed by Gavin Dell, Pete Michels, Peter Shin. One time at Hatch Pond|- No, absolutely not. Take your time. Oh, you can't hear me now? What a silly question. Difficulty: Average. It's a low-budget movie,|but the script is solid. In the "Kids Say" auditions, when the Griffins are waiting to go in, Peter is wearing a blue suit with a red tie. Halle Berry would be perfect as the camp|counsellor all the kids wanna "get with". Good luck! - (Phil) Tell him it sucks. This is great. They're of no use to you. No toothpicks. Brian Does Hollywood S3 E2 17 Jul 2001. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie is awarded an appearance, and the Griffins get a free trip to Los Angeles. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Oh! In all my research,|I've never seen a virus reproduce so fast. Episode ini pertama kali disiarkan di stasiun televisi Fox pada tanggal 18 Juli 2001 dan memiliki kode produksi 2ACX20. - Maybe Stewie could get on that show. How are ya, Alfred Hitch Cock? |- It's like Bang the Drum Slowly, except the drum's a chick. Brian is correct that writers Ernest Hemingway and William Faulkner drank there. - Who the hell does Brian think he is?|- Maybe he thought we'd get in the way. |All the studs and sluts are arriving. You're very talented. Brian!|- Oh, hey. Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. Brian becomes a porn director, with Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy depicted in the episode. We'll get|the video camera and make our own show. Bildir. |- And we also used to play buck-buck. Interesting question. You tell me. - Unless I saw a script first. 5 (6 votes) Example of: Main / PreviouslyOn. You're more than that, Mr "Nominated|for an Adult Movie Award for Director". There's no way National TV, you say? - I used to guest-host The Tonight Show. You're nominated for three films|you directed yesterday. How can I follow that act?|Bite the head off a chicken? Um How old do you think Daddy is? View production, box office, & company info. Blythe Danner still loves Gwyneth Paltrow. He's never coming out of that coma. Yutz. Aaaargh! |- What? Uh, Rob Lowe?|- Straight. She'll hurt herself. You gotta look cute|to audition for national TV. - Hey, Quagmire. I'm nasty. However, When the screen does a close up of Peter with Lois and Stewie, he's wearing a dark grey suit with black tie. He lives with us back in Quahog. - Why didn't you tell us?|- I thought you'd be ashamed of me. That could be the ideal place to unleash my|hypnosis device on the unsuspecting public. Here are some well-known faces from Sundance over the years, as they brought their early movies to the festival. Ow! Turn around. I mean, Daddy's old. Oh, God. (wails) The next award is for Best Original Score in|an adult film. Then what happened? We just have to face it. Wah! Face it. |See the bar over there? I'm having a brainstorm. " That's Ricardo. Thanks. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on July 18, 2001. Musso & Frank's is famous. Family Guy S03 - Ep02 Brian Does Hollywood HD Stream Watch Family Guy S03 - Ep02 Brian Does Hollywood Online Watch Family Guy S03 - Ep02 Brian Does Hollywood Online Stream. It's Quagmire. "Brian Does Hollywood" is the second episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, a holdover from season 2. You want my badge number?|Here's my freakin' badge number! As of Jan 10 21. - All right, one more. I'm sorry. - Give me your supervisor. "Having a great time trying|to make it as a writer in LA. - I can't lose this case. When I was a little boy|we would play stickball. Hilariously parodied in the opening of Brian Does Hollywood, with numerous two-parter cliches, none of which happened in the show, much less the previous episode. He's not coming back, Lois. Hey, Jodie, how's the baby? This is Jack Nicholson. (honking) Peter, slow down. I'm back. Can I be in the movie? - How's the writing thingy going?|- Terrible. If you have any questions, or need the bot to ignore the links, or the page altogether, please visit this simple FaQ for additional information. When I was writing Coastguard,|I couldn't think of anyone other than - There's a woodpecker on your head. Catching up. When Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video. It's not the first time|you've disrupted a performance. You guys can come, but you gotta|promise not to embarrass me. 2 Brian Does Hollywood Brian moves to Los Angeles with his cousin Jasper after his drug rehabilitation and inadvertently becomes a film director. Welcome back to E's Adult Video Awards|Pre-show. Mm, I like your taste in women. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. What do you think candies are made out of? (shudders) - You're next. Brian Does Hollywood: Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film. The pair on that one's|bigger than your head. |He doesn't speak English. I always loved this little sailor suit. It's me. See ya later, Mr Big Shot Crap. |I'm going to be on television. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. I like that. Star World. |And I like pudding. You know he actually called the main|character John Everyman? |I've licked my share of peanut butter. Yes, she and I|are going to have a good time together. Daha fazla videoya gözat. - So, this is a shampoo commercial, right?|- Do I have to sleep with the dog in this one? |He just walked out on us. More people I love think I'm a jerk? Let's see. - (ringing)|- Oh, I think that's me. Joe Biden - Happy Rosh Hashanah Joe Biden Wishes Jewish Americans A Happy New Year. I've always found your writing|a little hackneyed and stilted, but I guess that's why I'm not|workin' out here in Hollywood, huh? All better? When his break finally comes, it is not quite what he had in mind. - Stop. "I've been working the room|at a lot of Hollywood parties. You got a nice wiggle, baby. I didn't see it. Where do they get their ideas?|You're the writer. Average score for this quiz is 7 / 10. Next auditions in New York|and Quahog, Rhode Island. I'm in love. Your husband's always away on business|and you feel isolated and unloved, so you begin to think maybe|you should go back to graduate school. - Oh, congratulations on all your success. It jumped right out in front of my car. Did you hear that? Use the HTML below. Enough of your blether. Don't listen to him. |From this moment on, I will be your (chuckles) What you got there?|Oh, you're gonna go skiing now? How long|can you hold your breath under water? |- He wishes. EPISODE: 2 - Brian Does Hollywood . Oh. (sighs) You know what we'll do? - We got a letter from Brian. Peter Griffin?|- You're in him. Ow! Aren't you supposed to be|asking me a question? It's been Brian-ised. (imitates ship's horn)|Someone send me out to sea. We'll be back with a girl from Atlanta|who skips rope with her sister's pigtails. Listen, I read your script|and it just jumped right off the page. He is seen showing his genitalia to producers. Really? |Ever thought about directing? Brian said|he was gonna be on the set all day. (applause) Stewie. If he does come back,|I want everything to be how he left it. Media sources: Main / PreviouslyOn. Oh, boy. - Pull over. Wah! |- You must be shrooming. What do you mean, "Cut the blue wire"?|They're all blue. Give it up, loser, and don't put|your number on the cover, you stupid (Phil laughs) I'm hungry. Oh, my God. A little girl-girl action maybe? My God. Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin, Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! It's a fun episode. no. That's when you notice|the cable man has no pants on. It says here this is the gutter|where the policeman fell over laughing after Eddie Murphy said he was just|giving the transvestite a ride home. I need more cheese puffs. What job does a mommy do? We're going to Hollywood,|where people are sexy and clever and always say somethin' funny|before the commercial break. Peter wonders where the screenwriter of the 1982 sex comedy Porky’s frequented. - Stewie, stop fussing. Oh, God! It sure is, Melissa. What did you just say? Paul is a pornographic actor who appears in "Brian Does Hollywood". |Ooh, too much dressing. |- I'm clean. OK, me first. Things are slow taking off, and he spends some time washing cars and working as a waiter to make ends meet. I wanna save some tape|for the Hollywood sign. |Yes, jump through the hoop. That'd be great. 15+ In the conclusion of a two-part storyline, Brian leaves Quahog for Hollywood in order to write films. listen, if you're so offended by a joke about the Manson family and Sharon Tate, maybe Family Guy isn't for you. Tell us, Stewie. Brian Does Hollywood (2001) 2 of 7. We were next. - How did you guys know I'd|- Jasper called. Where's Brian?|- Peter? I'd rather they think I'm a jerk|than a smut pedlar. Well, good for him. - How about Musso & Frank's at eight?|- OK. " SYNOPSIS. |- Yeah, it sucks. Brian Does Hollywood Here you go, Mr Eisner. You gotta leave. You're washing a baby's hair, not|scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress. So, this is a shampoo commercial, right? Look at me having sex|with a pig. |- Hey, Brian. Add the first question. I'm afraid I answered|your question with another question. Family Guy All Episodes bc IMDB sucks balls. - Let me see. |- Absolutely. I have somebody you have to meet. Look. It's a good crowd tonight, Mom. Yeah! |There's just no way I can do this. |- Good luck with that. Talk! I always end up|sitting next to a damn baby. Oprah's off the|wagon. The voice acting for Cosby is great.I like this episode and the one before it but I wish Stewie wasn't such a jerk in the last one. Please take a moment to review my edit . "Greetings from California. "It's as easy as everyone thinks it is. Yes, and I'm tired of you people|always calling during dinner. My God. Eating a pebble! |Oh, I am so sorry. Picking up where " The Thin White Line " left off (after a series of parodies of cliffhanger scenes from action shows, legal dramas, and soap operas), Brian settles into Hollywood, living with his Camp Gay cousin Jasper and taking on odd jobs in order to support himself while networking with Hollywood's many movie stars and producers — until he gets a chance to direct X-rated movies. My director quit and I need somebody who's|smart, ambitious and not addicted to meth. This is unexpected. (" "Looks Like We Made It" by Barry Manilow) Oh, Peter, I love this song. - Dad, they're staring at me. - Brian. All right. Oh, God. Family Guy. You wanna be|in a movie? Oh, God. - Sorry. Sonraki oynatılıyor. Carrie is a 1976 American supernatural horror film directed by Brian De Palma from a screenplay written by Lawrence D. Cohen, adapted from Stephen King's 1974 epistolary novel of the same name.The film stars Sissy Spacek as Carrie White, a shy 16-year-old who is consistently mocked and bullied at school.Her peers are unaware that she possesses telekinetic powers. - Get these people out. He had a scar on his arm and he had a big, stupid, doo-doo head. There's Brian! In his newest project, he co-stars with Jenna Jameson in a film directed by Brian. (audience laughs) Oh, honestly, the things|these children come up with. |- Hold, please. - A Woody? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Loved you in Raging Bull. (awards host) And the award goes to|Brian Griffin. |- Lois, the case is already over. family guy, american dad, rick and morty, south park, cartoon moments, family guy full episodes "I read the other review from some guy who was so offended by one joke. Brian's a Hollywood|director, and we're small-town people. |- Oh, yeah. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. - (crowd gasps)|- Oh, jeez. Find all the best video clips for "Brian Does Hollywood - Family Guy [S03E02]" at getyarn.io. Samuel L. Jackson appears to be featured in the … Hey! Add Mama to the Train,|The Purple Head of Cairo and, uh - What was the third one?|- You've Got Male Genitalia. Wow, a real movie set. I will say I have been offended by the show before, sometimes a joke will be in very poor taste and not funny. |Oh, I am so sorry. Ooh! |Coo-coo-cachoo. " Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. |- Wait. Yuh? (muffled protests) English SDH. Easy! I'm already drunk. You like that one, Dick Hertz? Wow. Score one for me. Can someone fluff Paul?|He's got a windsock thing goin' on. I oughta knock you out|for not bringing me here sooner. They'll love you even if you made|a couple of crappy movies. But that doesn't ruin the series or even the episode for me. I'm a baby. Can I? Argh! You're gonna look so handsome. I'm up for a Woody?|- Call your family. Every car I hand-wash|comes with a smile, an air freshener, and a copy of my coming-of-age|teen comedy set in Wisconsin. - OK. He's from the Philippines. (ringing) - (woman) Hello. I'm using his place. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie is awarded an appearance, and the Griffins get a free trip to Los Angeles. Yuh? They'll be proud of you. Family Guy 's third season first aired on the Fox network in 22 episodes from July 11, 2001, to November 9, 2003, before being released as a DVD box set and in syndication. Are you happy with|your long-distance service? No! Brian doesn't want the family to know what he's really doing in Hollywood, … In "Brian Does Hollywood", we continue the two-part season three premiere of Family Guy with Brian trying to be successful in Hollywood. Brian Does Hollywood disutradarai oleh Gavin Dell, sementara naskahnya ditulis oleh Gary Janetti. "Family Guy" Brian Does Hollywood (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. - I like jump rope. The intro is brilliant. Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2: Brian Does Hollywood (2) Summary: The Griffin family learns Brian has gone to Hollywood. Title: No! Brian Does Hollywood is the second episode of season three of Family Guy and part two of a two-part special, with "The Thin White Line" being the first. How could I have become involved|in this degrading business? - Seriously. - Real long. I've been around. Come in. The show is offensive but going back and watching it from the beginning, there's nothing too terrible here. Whoo! The nominees are: Ron Jones. It is the forty-second episode, overall. |Ooh! |There. He said he would kill me|if I ever said anything. Episode ini merupakan episode ke-30 dalam sejarah Family Guy. Well, I was invited to the premiere|of the new, uh the new Val Kilmer picture,|but I'd rather take you out to dinner. Hey! (both scream) Everyone I told about the file is dead. I know, but your boyfriend looks like|one of your typical angry black guys. |If you Actually, yes, it is. "It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those|good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely? - No, no I mean, yes. |Or we could do nice corduroys and a sweater. |I've been very busy. You stay up|past 7. |I know - I'm a rice queen. He's great. I thought I needed to get away from|you guys to find what was missing in my life, but the only thing I'm missing is my family. |- Last night I had sex with a black chick. Who knows? Don't walk away from me! I've been barking up that tree for 17 years. Very well. |- And when I make my appearance, - you'll all be talking about it the next day. |- I feel bad staring without having got a ticket. |- Hey, Peter. - Do you remember what he looked like?|- Yeah. Here I go, down the slope. Stewie mentions he's in show biz too and Brian's just like "cool. The Griffins learn Brian left for Hollywood, and after trying out for Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie wins the family a free trip to Los Angeles to visit him. W-What a terrific surprise. A big, stupid, doo-doo head! (sobbing) Who did this to you?! Brian's a Hollywood|director, and we're small-town people. - Sure. Brian moves into his cousin Jasper's Hollywood apartment and tries to start a career in directing. |- Where'd that guy who wrote Porky's drink? It's Tom Tucker from the news. Brian Does Hollywood The Griffin family learns Brain has gone to Hollywood. " |- I meant it's funny, Stewie. He's working|at Club Med. Bring money. Wah! 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